Episode 1
Our premiere episode! (Original Airing Date: November 15, 1999)
1. Old Men Flipping Through TV Channels: Featuring "Sling Gump" (All right 'den)
2. Opening Title
3. George Lucas Strikes Back (Only 4 percent of my vision)
4. The Laundry (Leaf lick'n lime suckers)
5. I Will Survive (No, no, you're not Spiderman) *
6. 21st Birthday Beer (This is my first legal beer... I never drank illegally before)
7. The Outing, Part 1 (How much for just a cup of water?)
8. John Carpenter's; The Babysitter (Who am I gonna make out with now?)
9. Old Men Continued (You see her @$$?)
10. End Title
Running Time: 31 mins
* ALSO FEATURED AT THE FIRST ANNUAL "SOFA" FILM FESTIVAL (FEBRUARY 13, 1999)
Episode 2
(Original Airing Date: November 22, 1999)
1. Human Camera (Stupid little man!)
2. Opening Title
3. The Barfly (That's my story) *
4. Nickel (Some days...) *
5. The Lawn Mower (Bad to the bone) *
6. The Parking Ticket (What the f--k is that?)
7. X-Filed (Too big! Too big!)
8. The Fly (Time to fry little guy!) *
9. Grave Robbers (F'n C'suckers)
10. Happy Halloween!
11. Human Camera Continued (Chris, Chrisman? Are you alright?)
12. End Title
Running Time: 29 mins, 30 sec
* ALSO FEATURED AT THE FIRST ANNUAL "SOFA" FILM FESTIVAL (FEBRUARY 13, 1999)
Episode 3
(Original Airing Date: November 29, 1999)
1. Christopher Walken & Stephan King Guest Hosts
2. The Killer Toothbrush (Time to die!)
3. Opening Title
4. Frisbee Showdown (There is no way that I'm going up into that, f--k'n tree!)
5. The Car Thief or The Parking Ticket Part 2 (I have a proposition)
6. Alien On Board (Say cheese!)
7. Christopher Walken & Stephan King Continued
8. End Title
Running Time: 29 mins
Episode 4
(Original Airing Date: December 6, 1999)
1. The Demolition Man (Get out of the road!)
2. Opening Title
3. The Armpit (You want to see something really, really scary?)
4. Sludge in Beaver Town's Water Supply (I come here to kill ya)
5. The Pizza Guy ($37.50 please)
6. The Exterminators (I don't like the dung beetles, they go after the dung)
7. Kids ... In ... Space (Wow, this is great terrain!)
8. Suburban Basement Action Figures (Collect them all!) * **
9. End Title
Running Time: 29 mins, 30 sec
* ALSO FEATURED ON FOX 49's FOX NEWS EXTRA (MARCH 14, 1999) AND ON FOX 49's SHORT FILM SHOWCASE (MARCH 20, 27, 1999)
** ALSO FEATURED AT THE THIRD ANNUAL "SOFA" FILM FESTIVAL, (MARCH 17, 2001)
Episode 5
(Original Airing Date: January 7, 2000)
1. Fender Bender (You stopped short!)
2. Opening Title
3. Public Safety Message # 1 with Officers Seymore Cox & Harry Sax
4. Target Practice (I love you gun)
5. Public Safety Message #2 with Officers Seymore Cox & Harry Sax
6. Fishing (Dumb @SS!)
7. Public Safety Message #3 with Officers Seymore Cox & Harry Sax
8. Cigarettes or The Outing Part 2 (Can I ask why you're cam-cording)
9. Public Safety Message #4 with Officers Seymore Cox & Harry Sax
10. Bad Date (Do you like my hair?)
11. Public Safety Message #5 with Officers Seymore Cox & Harry Sax
12. End Title
13. FlashLight Picture's Short Film Showcase Trailer: The Late Dinner
Running Time: 30 mins
Episode 6
(Original Airing Date: January 14, 2000)
1. Opening Title for "Scenes from A Suburban Basement"
2. FlashLight Picture's Short Film Showcase featuring: The Late Dinner
3. Out-takes reel from The Late Dinner
Running Time: 28 mins
Episode 7
(Original Airing Date: January 21, 2000)
1. Ryan's Late Night Visit (Lets do a skit)
2. Opening Title
3. Sand Worms (Full on!)
4. Where do Marshmallows come from? (Well Glenn...)
5. Box Boy (Oh, my childhood)
6. The Artist (I miss my pussy)
7. Got Milk? (I wanna do art)
8. Somewhere in Egypt (You wanna see something really scary)
9. End Title
10. FlashLight Picture's Short Film Showcase Trailer: Bunkbeds
Running Time: 31 mins
Episode 8
(Original Airing Date: January 28, 2000)
1. FlashLight Picture's Short Film Showcase: Bunkbeds * ** ***
2. Out-takes reel from Bunkbeds
Running Time: 31 mins
* PREMIERED AT THE MISSION PUB THEATER IN PORTLAND OREGON AT THE CRACKED LENS FILM FESTIVAL ON JANUARY 27, 1998
** ALSO SHOWN AT PCC SYLVANIA ON FEBRUARY 26 & 27, 1998 1st PLACE AUDIENCE AWARD: PORTLAND ART BEAT FESTIVAL, 1998
*** ALSO FEATURED AT THE CPB CANNED FOOD FILM FESTIVAL MARCH 25, 1998
Episode 9
(Original Airing Date: March 3, 2000)
1. The Shave (That's done)
2. Opening Title
3. The Boost (Looks like your hat is stuck in the tree)
4. Super-8 Fun Downtown (Ready Teddy)
5. After the Run (He's a fan, he likes you!)
6. The Interrogation / Audition (I suppose you need a f--king light)
7. Help! (Not quite the Beatles)
8. The Epic (Killa)
9. End Title
10. FlashLight Picture's Short Film Showcase Trailer: Roadkill
Running Time: 30 mins
Episode 10
(Original Airing Date: March 10, 2000)
1. Old Men Watching Opening to "Scenes from a Suburban Basement"
2. FlashLight Picture's Short Film Showcase Featuring: Roadkill * ** ***
3. Old Men Continued
4.Out-takes Reel from Roadkill
Running Time: 27 mins, 40 sec
* PREMIERED AT THE MISSION PUB THEATRE IN PORTLAND, OREGON AT THE CRACKED LENS FILM FESTIVAL ON OCTOBER 21, 1997 AND WAS SHOWN AGAIN AT THE BEST OF THE CRACKED LENS FILM FESTIVAL APRIL 27, 1998
** 1st PLACE SHORT FILM AWARD AT THE CPB CANNED FOOD FILM FESTIVAL MARCH 25, 1998
*** FEATURED AT THE FIRST ANNUAL "SOFA" FILM FESTIVAL FEBRUARY 13, 1999
Episode 11
(Original Airing Date: March 17, 2000)
1. "Cinema Chat" with Movie Critics Kyle & Todd Reviewing the Films of Spielberg, Kubrick & Lucas
2. Opening Title
3. Telephone Terror (It's Ryan!)
4. "Cinema Chat" Continued with Kyle & Todd Giving Movie Reviews
5. Kyle & Todd's Tele-interview with George Lucas (Genius!)
6. End Title
Running Time: 28 mins, 40 sec
Episode 12
(Original Airing Date: April 12, 2000)
1. Yeah, Baby (It's okay, it's my baby)
2. Opening Title
3. Bottom of the Cup (Looks hot)
4. You Make Me Want to Vomit! (Just shut up and eat your pizza!)
5. Sam Raimi Getting to His Car (I'll swallow your soul!)
6. Beer (A nice piece of woman)
7. Popcorn (I like popcorn in June)
8. Earwax
9. The Little Boy's Bedroom (What are you lookin' at?)
10. Glenn, You-My-Friend (I was usin' figurative speech)
11. Bad Dog!
12. Rabid Dog (Maybe I got a milkbone)
13. Alec Keefer presents "Director's Hand"
14. Cam Man (Eric, check this out!)
15. It's Recording. I know. (I don't wanna to this one man)
16. The Elevator (I'm a midget)
17. Spirit of Winterball (It's all about attitude) *
18. End Title
Running Time: 31 mins, 50 sec
* ALSO FEATURED AT THE THIRD ANNUAL "SOFA" FILM FESTIVAL, (MARCH 17, 2001)
Episode 13
(Original Airing Date: April 19, 2000)
1. The Gynecologist (Um, yeah, I'm Dr. Schick)
2. Opening Title
3. Corridors Part 1
4. You F--k My Wife?! (Sit up like a man, man!)
5. Corridors Part 2
6. The M.C. Escher Skit (I really wish we would've gotten those pop-tarts)
7. Corridors Part 3
8. Deodorant (Hot date tonight)
9. End Title
Running Time: 30 mins
Episode 14
(Original Airing Date: April 26, 2000)
1. The Lost Tennis Ball Project (We're so lost!)
2. Opening Title
3. Super-8 Fun Interlude 1
4. Super Hero Video Dating Service Part 1
5. Super-8 Fun Interlude 2
6. Fixing the Bike (Hey kid, you need a hand with that?)
7. Super-8 Fun Interlude 3
8. Super Hero Video Dating Service Part 2
9. Super-8 Fun Interlude 4
10. The Hooker (Hey baby)
11. Super-8 Fun Interlude 5
12. Sly Stallone Auditions for "Taxi Driver"
13. Super-8 Fun Interlude 6
14. The Blair Witch Revealed (That's Scary!)
15. Super-8 Fun Interlude 7
16. Satan in the Mirror (It's me, you know, old Nick!)
17. Super-8 Fun Interlude 8
18. Super Hero Video Dating Service Part 3
19. Silent Film: The Gentleman Thief *
20. End Title
21. Jessie Has Some Final Words
Running Time: 30 mins
* ALSO FEATURED AT THE THIRD ANNUAL "SOFA" FILM FESTIVAL, MARCH 17, 2001
Episode 15
(Original Airing Date: May 25, 2000)
1. The Ed Sullivan Show Resurrected
2. Ed Sullivan with Guest Talent: Bruce Springsteen
3. Opening Title/Behind the "Scenes from A Suburban Basement" Part 1
4. Ed Sullivan Show with Guest Travis Bickle
5. AOL High Speed Internet Commercial
6. Ed Sullivan Show with Guest Andy Kaufman
7. News Update
8. Behind the "Scenes from A Suburban Basement" Part 2
9. Ed Sullivan with Guest Talent: Bono
10. Behind the "Scenes from A Suburban Basement" Part 3
11. Commercial for the Neil Diamond Compilation Album *
12. An Interview with Neil Diamond
13. Behind the "Scenes from A Suburban Basement" Part 4
14. End Title
Running Time: 29 mins, 20 sec
* ALSO FEATURED AT THE THIRD ANNUAL "SOFA" FILM FESTIVAL, MARCH 17, 2001
